The silly things we say in chat...

[Everly]

So, Shae said something funny today, and I thought that we should have a thread where you can all post the interesting/funny things that people say in the chatbox when others aren't around. So.. here's Shae's.. talking about the stupid things we learn in school. ^^


Shae: "also I will do work on the russian revolution when the teacher can tell me at what point in my life I'll need to know when tsar Nicholas died"


And Hryshen... I'm not sure what she was talking about... xD

Hryshen: "It's like I rebroke my foot but it aint broke"

[Jami Futter]

LeonBarner: did you see Jami's reply at the cliffs? lol
RendazFlammy: ye i saw xP at least it gives me an idea wiht what to respond with now!
LeonBarner: I really want to reply to it lol XD
RendazFlammy: eheh sorry leon you can reply to it now if you really want but i do have an idea for a response that I hope will not change
LeonBarner: well its your turn lol
LeonBarner: Leon was the one who was attacked though XD
RendazFlammy: I know that
LeonBarner: renny. I pictured it different though. I felt like Owen was between Jami and Leon lol
RendazFlammy: Eh I dunno XD

(well i thought she was next to owen but i thinking that owen moved while throwin rocks.. \lol i just wanted to shoot leons back :P)

[Shae-Lantern]

if people counted all the weird things I say in chat XD
^^;;

Lol well in my defense.. learning about the Russian revolution SUCKS.
As does animal farm in general.

Today though we randomly started colour spamming- i can't remember exactly what was said.. but it was everyone shouting out colours and changing text to that colour.
Then they started shouting out colours and changing text to anything BUT that colour....

Then we started shouting about vegetables?


...

Why is it telling me colour is spelled wrong? WHYY?!!! aalkdakfafgkjkff..

[Jami Futter]

ok so earlier we were talking about warm and moist cake and stuff and just now amunet had said in a post that leigha think fearies live under mushrooms....

JamiFutter: Jami: WE ARE CIVALIZED!
(other posts)
JamiFutter: JamI: I DONT LIVE UNDER A MUSHROOM!
(some posts)
pyek: lol jami xD

[Jami Futter]

gosh im here alot...


during live event

Gearsrus: Chatango gliches tsk tsk tsk
Deneli: I think Everly did it lol
Gearsrus: XD
Coniine: lol
JamiFutter: XD
Deneli: night Jami XD
Gearsrus: night Jami XD
Coniine: night
JamiFutter: well my head hurts to much guys im going to bed night <3
JamiFutter: ur all phyic
JamiFutter: ...
Gearsrus: hope ya feel better now!
Coniine: xD
Deneli: psychic*
JamiFutter: that..
JamiFutter: night <3

[Ndale]

we were talking about who's straight in the AALC...

Coniine: Ndale's not gay

RayeMajick: hes not?

LeighaOceanic: he's bi

Shaelantern: .
Shaelantern: . .
Shaelantern: . . .

RayeMajick: ah, right. I was just sat there going 'hes not? bububub- SHAE?! confused'

Shaelantern: lol..
Shaelantern: yes shae makes him bi

Shaelantern: shae's so hot he can turn a man straight... and gay.. and the same time.

[Shae-Lantern]

I seem to be mentioned here a lot..
I can't help it if I'm random..
and cool..


cooldom?
rool?
rool.. it sounds like rule.. ruling- is when you're random and cool...

aaanyway:

Shaelantern: I JUST PARADOXED!!!!
Coniine: :O
Shaelantern: because I DIDN'T paradox
Shaelantern: and when you don't paradox you paradox
Shaelantern: because you didn't paradox
Shaelantern: which then means that you didn't paradox
Shaelantern: which means you DID paradox
Shaelantern: . . .
Coniine: x-x -brain just broke-
Shaelantern: :icontrollplz:
RendazFlammy: *mind is blown*



I now realise I just posted my own posts.... is that a paradox- oooor... postception?

[Jami Futter]

i post here to much...lets agree we are funny people ...maybe

JamiFutter: renn think you can sneak owen into takes time ? lol
RendazFlammy: I know I could try but... I was putitng it off until I could sneak him in at the most awkward possible moment *cough*
(other convo)
JamiFutter: lol renny i dont want to hurt their we-are-friends-but-we-are-of-the-oposite-gender-so there-is-obviously-some-feeling-of-someting-maybe-not-so-much relationship!
RendazFlammy: ...That's probably the best description i've heard xD
JamiFutter: YAY! hehe
RendazFlammy: Okay i'll type for it then xP
JamiFutter: victory!
RendazFlammy: *defeated* xD

and no im not pushy ! we have been discussing her posting and we were looking for a time frame!... *shift glance and whispers* maybe

[Ndale]

RayeMajick: ...why is Hendry marrying a boat?
Coniine: married*
RayeMajick: I was gone for two minutes and you're marrying people off with objects?
SeriouslyCereal: xD yes
Coniine: Yep, Raye just got married to the lamp in the fourth sitting room
SeriouslyCereal: its only a matter of time lunie marries batney
RayeMajick: well, it cant cheat on me, at least
SeriouslyCereal: lamp : hey socket lets make out
RayeMajick: ...we're skipping the honeymoon
RayeMajick: even a lamp cheats on me - im not great relationship material, am I?
SeriouslyCereal: nah just blame it on the lamp
SeriouslyCereal: i bet he blows all the fuses
SeriouslyCereal: hurrhurr
SeriouslyCereal: (coughlampjokes oh lychee get back in the closet)

Coniine: xD sorry, was copy pasting this all to save it

[Aesis - DISCONTINUED]

((trololo am posting with wii))
someone really needs to dig out the AALC Con chat 0.o and the trike gangs all of them

[Jami Futter]

JamiFutter: nom, skittles
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Deneli: lol whats with the lemon? Xd

JamiFutter: its being sour


JamiFutter: ...

Deneli: XDD

[Raye-Majick]

AfricanNdale: Helllooo love! I missed you! <3
RayeMajick: I missed you too~!
RayeMajick: shall we run towards each other across a meadow of blooming flowers~?
AfricanNdale: Yes, I thinkwe shall!
RayeMajick: In slow motion!
AfricanNdale: Indeed!
AfricanNdale: Ready!
AfricanNdale: Go!
RayeMajick: *runs towards Coni in slow motion through a meadow of blooming flowers*
AfricanNdale: -appears meadow with blooming flowers, run towards Raye, reaching- Rrrrraaaayyyyyeeeeee~
RayeMajick: Coooonniiiiii~

[Shae-Lantern]

Shaelantern: -phwooooooowooooo-
Ambros3: *insert eerie silence here, followed by an empty street*
AfricanNdale: o.o
Ambros3: *newspaper flutters by in the wind*
Shaelantern: -lone stranger in a dark coat approaches-
AmunetChi: -he has the tail of a cheetta-
Shaelantern: -this just got weird-
Ambros3: *townsfolk close-up their windows in fear. Somewhere, a baby is crying in the distance*
Shaelantern: -the horses in their stables are bucking and rearing-
LeonBarner: -dogs howling-
LeonBarner: *but the piano is still playing eerie music*
Hryshen: -for some odd reason there is a child on the street, oh it's homeless D:-
Shaelantern: -the stranger steps out arms wide "shoot me"-
LeonBarner: *tail flicking back and forth*
Ambros3: *the child is hurried out of the line of sight by a elderly woman, one who had already seen too much blood in her day*
AmunetChi: -a small gray kitten walks in front of the man and meows-
Shaelantern: -the horseman aims his gun but the bullet never comes, his horse stopping short, its hooves skidding infront of the coated man-
Shaelantern: -the man looks up silently, and reaches into his pocket-
Ambros3: *the many people in their windows flinch at the movement*
Hryshen: -the mans hand is an octopus' tentacle-
AmunetChi: -the kitten meows again-
Shaelantern: -the man draws out his hand in a sudden dramatic whipping motion, stepping back, coat flaring in the wind.. in his tentacle is clutched a black locket...-
AmunetChi: -the kitten tilts it's head-
LeonBarner: *in the locket is a photo of Shae*
Shaelantern: -wait what..-
Shaelantern: -i mean *ahem*-
Shaelantern: -the horsemans horse moves a few steps back, uneasy and he stays it with his hand-
Ambros3: *the various onlookers ooo at the locket in awe -- someone even has half a mind to take it from the black coat, the
Hryshen: -the tentacle or the hand hand?-
LeonBarner: *the horse bats its long eyelashes*
Shaelantern: -the horseman raises his gun once more to shoot as though regaining his courage but as he does, the man bursts into a cloud of black biutterflies, flying of into the sky-
LeonBarner: *and the last thing of the man is tail flicking back forth rythmically*
LeonBarner: seen of*
Ambros3: *applause is heard from the nearby housing*
Shaelantern: -the horse mans horse steps back again and he looks to the sky, arms raised, cursing-
Hryshen: -the one applauding is the small homeless child from before-
AmunetChi: -we all fall upwards into the sun thats rissing with the moon-
Hryshen: -and that is the end of the human race-
Shaelantern: -the horse lets out a shrill neigh and the man starts to urge it into a gallop in the opposite direction, laughter can be heard from all angles as black butterflies swarm around him in a dark voice that is quickly being swallowed behind him-
LeonBarner: *posted Ambrose*
AmunetChi: -the kitten skips off into the sun while standing still and chases the horse man without moving at all-
Ambros3: *YAY! : D*
LeonBarner: *lol its so exciting 8D*
Ambros3: *Very. : D*
Shaelantern: -thelast noise heard is the horses terrified shriek.. screaming.. and then silence ._.-
AmunetChi: shae you no do what i do
Shaelantern: .... and thats how babies are born u.u
Shaelantern: hmm yes?
AmunetChi: look at my posts
Shaelantern: hmm?
Shaelantern: yeah?
LeonBarner: lol woooow shae XD
Ambros3: Yay, babies. X'D


I hava no idea... what is going on .__.

[Jami Futter]

i died reading this ^^^

[Owen Mueller]

RendazFlammy: GAAHHH. i swear my body always does this. 9pm - midnight i'm as tired as a bicycle. but now i feel wide awake *sobs* i neeeed sleeeep
AfricanNdale: o.o bicycles are tired....?
RendazFlammy: yes. pun D'x
RendazFlammy: car then
LeonBarner: lol XDD
AfricanNdale: o.o;
LeonBarner: that was a wierd similie renny XP
AfricanNdale: cars are tired? >> now I feel bad for making them run
RendazFlammy: don't feel bad, you make your refrigerator run all the time
RendazFlammy: it felt appropiate for a weird similie D'x
LeonBarner: how about a doornail next time? XD
RendazFlammy: dead as a doornail... THAT'S A GOOD ONE YES. but i didn't know doornails were dead
AfricanNdale: >>
LeonBarner: theyre inanimate they never lived XD
AfricanNdale: aw, now that's just depressing
RendazFlammy: so that means everything around me is dead
RendazFlammy: thank you
LeonBarner: lol XDD
LeonBarner: idk renny do your doornails breath?
RendazFlammy: i'd probably be dead too if someone was hammering my head tho'
RendazFlammy: they don't breaathee but they're dnot dead L:M< i hope
LeonBarner: check for a pulse? XD
RendazFlammy: i don't have any doornails nearby! :<
LeonBarner: what are you talking about isnt there a door to your bedroom?? XD
RendazFlammy: but if i checked it with my thumb
RendazFlammy: it would indeed have a pulse :O
LeonBarner: thats why you dont check a pulse with your thumb XP
RendazFlammy: this isss buyt i see no mnaillss D'X
RendazFlammy: SHUSH DONT RUIN MY FANTSASY
LeonBarner: WHYAREWETALKINGABOUTDOORNAILS???
RendazFlammy: that would actually be scarier than dead ones
RendazFlammy: I HAVE NO IDEA D'x you started it!
AfricanNdale: lol

[Owen Mueller]

Please, this chat was legendary.


Coniine: -pokes flam-
OwenMueller: *poked and falls over*
Coniine: >o>
Pyek: *dives to catch flam dramatically* This floor shall not harm you!! *misses*
OwenMueller: *lands on the floor with a dramatic thunderous boom, shattering into thousands opf millions of pieces, and all those pieces shattering into even teenier pieces, before melting and sinking into the floorboards never to be seen again*
ChayneUmbra: D::::
ChayneUmbra: PYEK
ChayneUmbra: *whaps*
Pyek: O_O ....... +_+ ....... WHYYYYYYYYY
ChayneUmbra: Look what you've done! D':
Coniine: o.o -observes and takes notes, referring back to notes on cthe hemical composition of the human body...-
Pyek: *flails* WHHHHYYY &gasp* --YYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyy...... FLLAAAMMMMMMM
ChayneUmbra: Rennys not human XP
Richardwallace: flam was made of china? ._.
Richardwallace: melting china?
Pyek: itsallmyfaultitsallmyfaultitsallmyfaultitsallmyfault
ChayneUmbra: CONIyournotesareflawed DX
Coniine: hmmm no, looks like she might have been a type of goo that had a solid form, and when it was broken it could no longer sustain it's atomic bonds and returned to a liquidized state! xO
OwenMueller: youshalllivewiththisguiltforever 'n'
Richardwallace: . . . . right
Pyek: *Whips out dustbuster* +_+ RENNY. These devilish floorboards SHALL NOT HAVE YOU. I swear it on my mother's favortie chicken Maria!
ChayneUmbra: *eats Coni's notes*
Coniine: :O !!!!you swore on MariatheChicken!?
Coniine: that's some serious business o.o
OwenMueller: coni it scares me that that actually makes sense :<
ChayneUmbra: o.o
Coniine: HEY! -attacks Leon- My notes! Dx
OwenMueller: oh my 0.0 quick, the floorboards think i'm delicious
ChayneUmbra: *nomming notes* Coni! Your pen ink tastes like cherry!
Coniine: It shouldn't! I write in orange ink Dx
Pyek: MARIATHECHICKEN!!! +0+ *vaccuums riotously*
Richardwallace: i don't think those two words have ever been used together before
Coniine: lol xD;;
ChayneUmbra: well then it tastes like RENNY
AmunetChi: hi peeps
OwenMueller: you have orange ink i want i--- OAWGHWAD. *vacciuumed* HAVE I BEEN SAVED
Pyek: QUICK AMUNET! VACUUM like Renny's life DEPENDS ON IT
OwenMueller: AMUNET. THE LESS QUESTIONS, THE BETTER
Richardwallace: RIOTOUSLY!
ChayneUmbra: RIOTOUSITY 8D
Pyek: YES. Now... you have become vacuum. :<
OwenMueller: man, i suck
Pyek: HAH.
Pyek: It's funny!
ChayneUmbra: *whaps* XD
AmunetChi: .................
Richardwallace: RENNY MADED A PUN~
AmunetChi: im scarred......
Richardwallace: you should be
ChayneUmbra: nobody noticed Pyeks pun XD
OwenMueller: *bows* THANK YOU. incredibly lame puns for all!
Pyek: Don't worry Amunet... Everything will be alright now. 0^0
AmunetChi: ............ im still scarred
Pyek: I made a pun?
JamiFutter: lol even she didnt notice
ChayneUmbra: nobody noticed but me! XD
AmunetChi: what pun?
Richardwallace: ?
ChayneUmbra: :3
Pyek: *looks* ... *confused*
OwenMueller: I'm hutning all over fvor the pun. i can't find it! \fD'x
Pyek: me neither!!
AmunetChi: its verry pun-y
ChayneUmbra: its a clever one! XD
Pyek: OF COURSE IT IS
AmunetChi: *random picture* click it
Pyek: haha
Pyek: I vote felton tho >>
AmunetChi: lol
Coniine: same ^^;;
Richardwallace: WHAT WAS THE PUN
Richardwallace: DON'T TRY AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT
ChayneUmbra: NO IWILLTAKEITWITHMETORENNYSGRAVE DX
Pyek: VACUUMS DON'T DIE RENNY IS IMMORTAL NOW
ChayneUmbra: EXACTLY!!
Richardwallace: i'll be waiting there to pry it from your cold and dead fingers then!
Pyek: :<
Richardwallace: D:<
ChayneUmbra: butbutbut pyek was the one that said it DX
ChayneUmbra: besidesyoucantholdapuninyourfingerstheresnothingthere XP
Pyek: so if there is no grave.. you are taking is no where
OwenMueller: I'LL NEVER DIE I'LL JUST MURDER ALL YOUR DUSTBUNNIES AND HOOVER UP THOSE PRECIOUS OBJECTS YOU LEAVE LYING ON THE FLOOR WHO'S LAUGHING NOOOW
ChayneUmbra: I AM 8D *manical laughter*
Pyek: *unplugs rennythevacuum* o.O;;;
OwenMueller: ...So what now. You're gonna store me at the back of that dark old cupboard huh. Unloved. Unused. :< Okay. If thats how it is... *deflates*
Coniine: YOUPLAYINGSKYRIMISEEYOUTHEREPYEK
Pyek: NO RENNY
ChayneUmbra: *glomps renny forever* ♪
Pyek: You won't eat filth like normal vacuums >;0 WE WILL DINE-- I FANCY PLACES
OwenMueller: BUT PYEK, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO CONTINUE OUR RELATIONSHIP, I... I... I HAVE NO HANDS! *sobs*
Pyek: I LOVE YOU EVEN WITHOUT YOUR HANDS
OwenMueller: OOOOHHH I'M SO TOUCHED!

[Kale]

Dead Fish Hand...as explained by Flam...apparently...
I don't even know.


OwenMueller: Guh.. Maybe my melting hand needs more practise..
LeonBarner: yporu ciufdfsl izdeawelys mnAKE iutf sdusiper ijmpossinbe.ll loiker rthis!
OwenMueller: you could always make it super impossible like this
OwenMueller: TOO EASY
LeonBarner: :OO
OwenMueller: THIS IS MY LANGUAGE, LEON. XP
LeonBarner: LOL XD!
RichardWallace: i can't type like that even if i tried ;-;
RichardWallace: how doo you dooo ittt
OwenMueller: look at your hand
LeonBarner: i was just pressing all the keys around the key I actually needed to hit XP
OwenMueller: pretend ypur hand is a dying fish
OwenMueller: pretend you are a dying fish trying to type a coherent sentence
LeonBarner: mry handai ius a d8yhikng fihsdh!!
OwenMueller: allow it to flop effortlessly over the keys wishfully thinkiing you could actually type something
OwenMueller: an alternative method is your elbow or chin for newbs!
RichardWallace: thios shepr idsm m,dsje odm \bnees
RichardWallace: ...hm
RichardWallace: can you decipher it?
OwenMueller: occmoaenr othisz is suseincrebily swsioemeplke yin dont udn etsdtand whyas you cifn di\ti so dificuitop;w4
LeonBarner: nope not even going to try XD
OwenMueller: this...SMETHNG... is. .. KNEES. . I DON'T KNOW 8C
RichardWallace: 'this sheep is made of bees'
OwenMueller: I KNEW IT WAS SHEEP
RichardWallace: i made it hard xD
OwenMueller: THEN I THOUGHT NO THAT WAS TOO SILLY
OwenMueller: Cruel thing! D:
RichardWallace: bwahaha
OwenMueller: wahahaaa .^.
SeriouslyCereal: ehehhehe

[Jami Futter]

RendazFlammy: ...she asked the questtiooonnn
JamiFutter: yah
RendazFlammy: the question '3'
JamiFutter: THE
JamiFutter: question
RendazFlammy: the question
JamiFutter: the question of questions that maybe questioned for the question asked is a questionable one
RendazFlammy: the questionable question of questioning questions that was questioned by the questioning questioner
JamiFutter: okay i cant do this anymore XD
LeonBarner: .......... *whaps all*

[Jami Futter]

that awkward moment when leon gets renny to lock you out of a thread to be top poster

[Leon Barner]

IT WAS UNNECESSARY POSTING LIKE THIS! And anyway it was you posting to be first not me. I was already ahead X'D

[Ambrose]

*Renny is sad-- we group hug*

Richard: aw. :c TELETUBBY HUGS
Ambros3: . . . Anything but that. XD
Renny: BUT THEY'RE THE BEST. D;
Richard: ...anything? *waggles eyebrow suggestively*
Ambros3: . . . Yes. *nervous*
Renny: *tuts and shakes head*
Richard: muahahaha >: 3
Richard: EVIL SEAL TIME THEN
Ambros3: o o;
Richard: >: 3
Ambros3: NOOOO!
Richard: oink
Richard: >: 3
Richard: yessssss >: 3
Ambros3: : O
Renny: >: 3
Richard: >; 3
Renny: bauwhahah >: 3
Ambros3: *surrounded*
Ambros3: NOOOOOES!
*climbs the grey walls of the forum to escape*
Renny: OH GOD THE WINK *hides* .... o.o;;; psst, i'm not meant to be the fearful one!
Renny: *ahem* >: 3
Ambros3: XD
Richard: *ominous oinking slowly raises from all sides* >:3
Richard: lol
Richard: ** lol >; 3
Ambros3: *le gasp!*
Ambros3: *scrambles into the center of the forum, deep into its depths . . . where many threads have died. DUN DUN DUN!*
Renny: NOOUH NOT THE REALM OF DEAD THREADS >:3
Ambros3: >: D
Ambros3: TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME.
Ambros3: OR, EVEN THREE.
Renny: OR TWO. rapidly heightening need to roll around for a bit *whimpers and crawls back to bed*
Ambros3: XD
Ambros3: ‘Tis a duel, then.
Richard: *just as you think you're safe and you look around, your eyes adjusting to the darkness, you make out a barely visible shape... the smell of rotting fish is overwhelming. suddenly, the room is illuminated and you see a massive, morbidly obese evil seal emperor, sat upon a pile of dead and dying threads, the ones still clinging to their lives whining and begging for mercy.* ... oink. #>:3
Richard: (the hash is his crown.)
Ambros3: DEAR GOD. *appauled* RUUUN!
Ambros3: *attempts to escape the dead thread kingdom, but to little avail*
Ambros3: I have no choice . . . I CALL UPON THE OCS TO SAVE ME!
Ambros3: Am: . . . >: |
Ambros3: . . . Or, not. ;_;
Richard: *the seal emperor bellows into laughter, then throws a few coins to Am's feet* oink... #>;3
Ambros3: Am.: . . . Very well. *goes over to seal emperor's side*
Ambros3: NO! MY MOST VIOLENT OC! : O
Ambros3: Fine. >: O DENSKITH!
Ambros3: Den.: o o;
Richard: is this a twisted version of a pokemon battle or something xD;
Ambros3: Yes. Yes, it is.
Richard: anyway *cough*
Ambros3: Go! Denskith! >: O
Ambros3: Den: > >;;;
Pyek: Hullo
Richard: *the enormous pile of seal fat towers over denskith, if he had eyebrows somewhere in his wrinkled face, he would raise one*
Richard: …hi :3
Ambros3: Den: Dear God. o o;
Ambros3: Go, Denskith! >: O Command the seal to die!
Ambros3: Den: O O;;;
. . . Oh, crap, I forgot you have moralities, unlike Am. > >; Erm . . .
PYEK! Join me in the crusade against the evil seal king!
Richard: EMPEROR. he's an emperor. pay attention to my ORIGINAL CHARACTERS please D8< *huff*
Pyek: Why is the seal kin evil? :<
king- >3>
er.. emporer?
Ambros3: FINE. >: O *huff puff*
Alicia: meanwhile outside on the brink of inactivity *holds Alicia close, away from the abyss that is dead threads*
Ambros3: He just is. : O
Pyek: I see! :0 How wicked
Ambros3: ALICIA! : O GRAB MY HAND!
*reaches*
Alicia: gasp uh well um okay o////o *takes hand*
nooo alicia nooo *falls through the 4th wall*
Ambros3: Excellent! >: D Now, let us defeat the seal emperor together, along with Denskith!
Den: o o;;;
Richard: *the seal emperor just watches, looking regal, squinting slightly at the antics of the pathetic little creatures in front of him.*
Ambrose: *whips out a sword + a staff and points it at the seal emperor* >: D
YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!
Quick, Denskith, light the sword on fire! : O
Alicia: right! *game face activated, equipt knifes*
RichardWallace: (btw, i was going to write your post, ambrose. c.c BUT THIS IS MORE EPIC)
Aliciaharper: (xD)
Ambros3: (EXCELLENT. EPIC! >: D )
Ameanjenn: back? X'D
Ambros3: Den.: *commands the sword to light on fire*
Ameanjenn: fromsecretbrb
Ambros3: Ow! Hot! > <;
Pyek: Cool trick o3o
Ambros3: Den.: *face palm*
Ambros3: I know, right? XD
RendazFlammy: *offers self as a sacrifice to the great emperor seal* i am unworthy @3@
Ambros3: wb, Ameanjenn. XD;
Aliciaharper: (D: but flam)
Ambros3: NO! Renny, don't give in!
Aliciaharper: (YOU HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERS ALL OF THEM)
RendazFlammy: (IRRELEPHANT)
Aliciaharper: (ELEPHANT)
RendazFlammy: but i musuttttstsytawurwejkma ndc bhs
RichardWallace: *he slams his massive flippers on the ground, letting out a haunting bay. suddenly, countless of smaller seals start to emerge from every nook and crevice* #>x3
RichardWallace: >:3
Ambros3: (An irrelavent elephant?)
Richard: >:3/
>:3
>:3 >:3 >:3
>;3
Ambros3: CRAP! Boss battle's starting! Let's go, Alicia!
RichardWallace: :3 (one innocent one)
Ambros3: *readies her staff for whacking things)
Ambros3: ALL OF THEM MUST DIE!
RendazFlammy: *cracks into snickers* owoeahrhwi
Ambros3: GOOO! *insert Battle 2 from FFIX*
RichardWallace: *renny's sacrifice is consumed as her body is grabbed by the emperor's massive jaws, thrown up, then swallowed like a herring*
RichardWallace: (up as up into the air >3> )
Aliciaharper: gasp D: right *points knife at one of the seals* i i cant do it D': its cat like face is too adorable *spluters but stands her ground*
Ambros3: DEAR ARCERUS. o o;
Ambros3: ALICIA! >: O Harden your heart!
Ambros3: FOR YORICK! *whacks innocent seal*
RendazFlammy: THIS IS FU-- *is gobbled alive*
Ambros3: RENNY! : O NO!
Ambros3: *slow-motion reaching towards Renny's dangling corpse*
RichardWallace: *the moment a seal is clubbed, the curse activates....suddenly, ambrose is canadian*
Aliciaharper: FUS RO DAH! *single tear as she rushes the crowd of seals*
Ambros3: AMBROSE! D : NO! NOT CANADIAN!
Aliciaharper: D: ambrose! wait what canadian xD?
Ambros3: Ambrose is AMERICAN. o o; Never Canadian!
RichardWallace: (ambrose as in YOU, not the oc. he is probably away fiddling with coinage, isn't he? x3;; )
Ambros3: *wacks another seal*
Ambros3: (Oh, crap. o o;)
Ambros3: NOOOO! *decends into an evil vortex of evil, the accented, "Eh?"s swirling around her endlessly*
Ambros3: Den.: o o; No! Author! You still need to massively revise my story!
RichardWallace: *the seal emperor laughs and claps his flippers, causing more seals to fall from the ceiling* oink-oink-oink! #x3
Ambros3: *on the ground, writing in Candaian-ness* Adieu . . . Adieu . . . Remember me--! *faints in a pile of falling seals*
Ambros3: Den.: NOOOO! *limit/trance/EPIC MODE activated!*
RichardWallace: WILL OUT HEROES PREVAIL OR WILL THE WORLD BE LOST TO AQUATIC MAMMALS?
Ambros3: Den.: I’LL MAKE YOU PAY! *insert FFIX “You’re not Alone” music*
RichardWallace: FINDOUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE
Ambros3: : O CLIFFHANGER?!
RichardWallace: as soon as roqi returns from brb >3>
Ambros3: Ah. XD
Aliciaharper: xD

[Ambrose]

RichardWallace: ...IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODE
RichardWallace: *flashbacks of just what happened and i can't be bothered to describe are shown*
Aliciaharper: SEALS DEAD AMBROSE(creator) EMPROEORO DEAD FLAMS
Aliciaharper: BOOM SHAKALAKA. to be continued
RichardWallace: the only ones left to face against the terror of the seal emperor are ALICIA AND DENSKITH
RichardWallace: can they make it against the flood of adorable chubby embodiments of EVIIIIL....?
RichardWallace: >:3
>:3
:3 (the innocent one is still around)
Ambros3: Den: >: |
Ambros3: Den.: You killed my author. BEFORE SHE COULD FINISH HER STORY.
Ambros3: Den.: You . . . should die.
Ambros3: *doesn't have the heart to command*
Aliciaharper: hello. my name is alicia. you killed ambrose's creator. prepare to die.
RichardWallace: *the chamber is abruptly filled with the squeals of tortured seals, dying in horrendous ways. however...*
Aliciaharper: D:
RichardWallace: *a voice thunders.* THE SEAL EMPEROR'S SOUNDPROOF MAKES THE ATTACK USELESS! *voice of the narrator guy from pokemon collosseum or something*
RichardWallace: *the boss battle music turns more intense*
Ambros3: Den.: . . . Forte. o o;
Ambros3: *has nothing*
Shaelantern: . . .
Shaelantern: wutsmiwakingupto?
Ambros3: AWESOMENESS. : O
RichardWallace: *the seal emperor rises from his bed of dead threads, ripples crossing his fat stomach. he utters a battlecry then rushes wobblingly at our heroes - 50 tonnes of FURY*
RichardWallace: hi shae :3
Shaelantern: OHHHAAIII
RichardWallace: (innocent seal survived due to its pure heart or something)
Ambros3: Den.: *as the seal emperor looms over* . . . Oh, God. Oh God. Ohgodohgodohgod—
Ambros3: Den.: FEET, GET ME OUT OF THE WAY! > <;
RichardWallace: BODY SLAM *slow motion*
Ambros3: Nooooooo--- ooo -- ooo . . .
Ambros3: *wipe-out -- OHKO!*
Ambros3: (( Ambros3 is out of useable OCs! Ambros3 whited out! ))
Shaelantern: permission to send out Mitsi?
RichardWallace: ANOTHER PLAYER EMERGES! WILL THIS TIP THE SCALES??
Aliciaharper: (guys )
Aliciaharper: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Aliciaharper: (perfect music)
RichardWallace: *the monstrous seal turns its massive head towards the newcomer, curling up his black lip in a slow movement to bare his teeth*
Ambros3: (YES.)
Shaelantern: ((Shalantern trembles but glares defiantly and sends out Mitsi))
RichardWallace: (lol x))
Aliciaharper: *the screen flips to show Alicia being pulled out of the abyss by her creator for some reason spent the last good half hour searching for that one song* MY BABYYY I SHALL SAVE YOUU
Aliciaharper: who*
Aliciaharper: (why do i miss out words *facepalms*)
Shaelantern: Mitsi- USE CUTE CHARM!!!!!!!!!!
Shaelantern: Mitsi: .3. <3
RichardWallace: *all of a sudden mitsi is all alone against the mountain of furious beast*
Aliciaharper: *alicia hand slips and she falls onto the seal pile uttering a terrified shriek*
Aliciaharper: eeep!
RichardWallace: ... *his face twitches*
RichardWallace: #>:S
Shaelantern: (what is the seal? .____.)
RichardWallace: IT IS THE SEAL EMPEROR, RULER AND THE DEMISE OF DOOMED THREADS
Shaelantern: Mitsi: <3 <3 <3 .3.
Shaelantern: (ohisee... seal as in the animal? or as in a sealed door?)
RichardWallace: *slowly he raises a huge flipper, hovering it over mitsi's small figure*
RichardWallace: (animal O: (
EshaMeeena: :3
RichardWallace: *the crown begins to slip from his head* ....oink?
Aliciaharper: yo :3
Shaelantern: .O. wait!!!! haveimetyoubefore?
EshaMeeena: no.
Aliciaharper: *seeing the opertunity Alicia throws her knife in the crowns direction in an attempt to knock it off*
Shaelantern: Mitsi: owo <3 <3
Aliciaharper: (xD)
HersheyOvO: Who me?
Shaelantern: OHHAAAI PERSON I NEVER MET BEFOOOO
RichardWallace: *gently he lowers the flipper and sweeps up mitsi, his eyes being glazed over with adoration. and then....*
Shaelantern: !!!!!!!
RichardWallace: *alicia's knife connects and collides with the crown with a soft clang*
RichardWallace: *it rolls off the emperor's scalp and falls to the floor in slow motion*
RichardWallace: *he blinks in disbelief, looking at mitsi. he sets him down to the ground delicately...*
Aliciaharper: *as the emperor seal is distracted she storms over as fast as her legs can take her and taking a leap of faith directs a stab to the bare head*
Shaelantern: Mitsi: owo <3
Aliciaharper: (not god mod i hope D: is still probalbly not good at htis thing)
RichardWallace: *and collapses into a pile of yellowish fat, smelling of brimstone and fish*
Shaelantern: Mitsi: O.o
RichardWallace: *alicia flies right through nothingness then falls right into the puddle of disgusting remains*
Aliciaharper: (oh wait did he die of no crown or did the stab connect xD*
Aliciaharper: (ah i see)
Aliciaharper: ughh!
Shaelantern: YAY WE WON WE WON WE WON!!
RichardWallace: (its not like i gave been godmodding all over the place or anything amirite? xD)
Shaelantern: MITSI RETURN!!
Shaelantern: (lol you were dungeon mastering rich...)
Aliciaharper: she gets up briskly and embarrassed
Aliciaharper: sweeping as much debris of her as possible and steps out of the goop
RichardWallace: A SOUR VICTORY FOR ALICIA AS SHE IS NOW LOOKING LIKE A FISHY YELLOW VERSION OF A GRIMER.
RichardWallace: or was until she swept it off.
RichardWallace: (i guess yeah XD)
Aliciaharper: uuuhsuhsuhg bath time bath time
Shaelantern: -happy dancing- YAYAYAYAY!!
Shaelantern: Mitsi's cute will rule over all!!
Shaelantern: ALL OF DEM!!
Aliciaharper: the smell of fish overwhelming and causing her to be disorientated she stumbles as far as 10 steps and collapses
RichardWallace: *the substance spreads all over the floor, soon disappearing into the cracks and small holes, as if possessing a will of its own...*
Aliciaharper: (cliffhanger OR TO BE CONTINUED?*
Aliciaharper: )

[YuukiHyouketsu]

Yuukihyouketsu: meh, i suck at making my own schedules

Aliciaharper: if i made a schedule i would forget about it like it never existed
Aliciaharper: but i should try make one anyway and follow it because im as oganised as my socks
Aliciaharper: which would be organised if several didnt go missing
Yuukihyouketsu: blame the washing machine
Yuukihyouketsu: they really do eat socks...my cousin's washing machine did
Yuukihyouketsu: it was a baby sock, so i guess it doesn't coutn
Yuukihyouketsu: *count
Yuukihyouketsu: *running to charger with laptop*
Aliciaharper: im sure all washing machines everywhere are the blame for missing articles of clothing
Aliciaharper: but im sure the underside of my bed holds a few too
Yuukihyouketsu: mine can't
Aliciaharper: last time i cleaned there i found a towel and 2 pairs of socks
Aliciaharper: and a spoon, fork and tons of comics...
Yuukihyouketsu: my socks never match...and not cuz that's "in style". they just go missing
Yuukihyouketsu: you lost me at spoon
Aliciaharper: xD hehe i dont even
Yuukihyouketsu: i have socks with the days of teh week on them, and i was about to match two pink-ish socks.
Aliciaharper: most of my socks match thankfully but i think its cool to have mismatched socks
Yuukihyouketsu: but one was monday, and the other was saturday...that's just not right. so i didn't put them together
Aliciaharper: D: thats quite a sad story there
Yuukihyouketsu: once, i pulled out two seperate socks from my drawer, in the dark, that not only matched...they were the right day
Yuukihyouketsu: and they were orange...fav color XD
Aliciaharper: buuuut monday and saturday arent too far apart in the week you should put them together till their partners are found
AmunetChi: .... are you two fighting over socks?
Yuukihyouketsu: the best and worst days of the week do not belong together
Yuukihyouketsu: kinda
Yuukihyouketsu: its not right!
Aliciaharper: strangely enough talking about socks
Yuukihyouketsu: it started with sock-eating washers
Yuukihyouketsu: actually it started with organization
Aliciaharper: the best and worst can have a love hate relationship! full of angst and missing loved ones dramatic cutscenes with trains and sunsets
Aliciaharper: the best and worst can have a love hate relationship! full of angst and missing loved ones dramatic cutscenes with trains and sunsets
Aliciaharper: then they'll have an upside down break up finding their partner trapped inside the sofa
Yuukihyouketsu: best reply ever
AmunetChi: .......
Yuukihyouketsu: *tackles* smile darn you
Yuukihyouketsu: i love it when i find people as random as me
Aliciaharper: hehehe ^u^! its nice indeed

[Rein]

This needed to be revived.

And they were offended:

RatgirlAudi: indeed! D: what would we do without the orange-- blue. eheh it's not like that slight slowness would make that much of a difference anyway xD;;
TonySharp: excuse me was that a crack against my erratic replying schedules i am v. offended you know
RatgirlAudi: pshh no good sir of course not c; what would make you think that i am offenced that you would think that
TonySharp: well i am offended at the prospect that you'd be offended by my feelings of being offended. is there no good in this world
RatgirlAudi: hmph! i am offended that you dare be offended at me being offended about your feelings of being offended!
RatgirlAudi: DO MY FEELINGS NOT MATTER ANYMORE
TonySharp: I DON'T WANT TO TRY ANYMORE *sobs* i am sufficiently mortified

[Rendaz "Flammy"]

JamiFutter: can i have a summary of richard and kales talk
JamiFutter: O.o
AfricanNdale: from what point?
EshaStatue: Well they kissed and rode of on a pink unicorn
EshaStatue: To narnia.
JamiFutter: the whole thing XD
RatgirlAudi: they're getting married
AfricanNdale: x'D; ah
JamiFutter: i remembered osmething about a knife
MOXIrobot: and had babies
JamiFutter: and then i see kissing
RatgirlAudi: and they're gonna have a lot of babies
JamiFutter: and fire
AfricanNdale: yep
JamiFutter: vampire harpies?
RatgirlAudi: winged half-vampires
EshaStatue: Little fanged harpoes.
EshaStatue: *fanged harpies
RatgirlAudi: mary sues by virtue of birth
EshaStatue: Lots of em'
EshaStatue: Let's go to town- They all had blue hair.
RatgirlAudi: yes
EshaStatue: and were named after genstoned
RatgirlAudi: and became magical warriors
EshaStatue: Safyire
EshaStatue: Oh yes. Delicious- They had all the powers of harpies and vampires TIMES 2 but no weaknesses. NONE.
EshaStatue: Then everyone llived happliy ever after
MOXIrobot: they didn't live happily, they all had tragic backstories
RatgirlAudi: yeah and then richard and kale got killed to give them traumatic backstory
AfricanNdale: yes, they died protecting the children
AfricanNdale: and they all saw it
RatgirlAudi: and swore revenge
AfricanNdale: ...on....Rendaz
RatgirlAudi: and that, my friends, is the plot of aalc
RatgirlAudi: sorry spoilers
MOXIrobot: oh my god
EshaStatue: DAMN
EshaStatue: It's all spoiled now ;n;
JamiFutter: :O
MOXIrobot: saving this
RatgirlAudi: pingo is the godfather
ChayneUmbra: XD
AfricanNdale: x'D
AfricanNdale: HA
JamiFutter: but how could they get rendadz, moxi would try to stirr them away
RatgirlAudi: who serves as a mentor figure
JamiFutter: right?
RatgirlAudi: she's the mini-boss
RatgirlAudi: they have to kill in the first arc
RatgirlAudi: before getting to the big bad
AfricanNdale: Right, well that's why it's an epic revenge. Pingo will have to teach them all he knows about fashion to defeat the moxi robot
JamiFutter: ah yes
EshaStatue: Can...this go on the 'crazy things we say in chat' thread x'D
JamiFutter: how is everly apart of this...
EshaStatue: She's dead too.
JamiFutter: so since shes dead...the castle is in ruins and thats the battle feild
EshaStatue: She looked after the harpires and she got killed by...the big bad
RatgirlAudi: she was the godmother i guess :I
EshaStatue: PROTECTING THE HARPIRES
RatgirlAudi: yes
AfricanNdale: Od was the priest who married them
JamiFutter: all the students attended
EshaStatue: Tears were shed
AfricanNdale: Leon was the flower girl
RatgirlAudi: and owen too
EshaStatue: Estia and Owen were bridesmaids
EshaStatue: *Estie
JamiFutter: and the best man was pai
AfricanNdale: Lunie was the ring bearer
RatgirlAudi: and denskith sang a song that moved everybody to tears
RatgirlAudi: with rein accompanying on cello
JamiFutter: then Jami forced him to do a duet with her
JamiFutter: twas a beautiful wedding
AfricanNdale: btw, Kale expected a nice ring. No shortcuts, no expense was too much. But it couldn't have been huge and troublesome. She's very picky.
RatgirlAudi: oh, richard's done it like twenty times already, pretty sure he's an expert on wedding rings :p
AfricanNdale: 0.o he's been married 20 times?
RatgirlAudi: something like that

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